Whistling Past Ancient Memories?

This can’t be good.

Every time I get one of these emails announcing somebody from my high school class has joined classmates.com, I don’t remember who it is.

We only had about 500 kids in my class. Obviously, I didn’t know every single one, or even most of them. But I thought I knew at least the names of nearly all of them.

Hey … maybe the folks who’ve been joining recently are those exact same people I didn’t really know at all!

Yes. That must be it.

Oh, shut up.