When the going gets tough, the tough pour a glass or three
2009.12.02
For about a week now I’ve been suffering from this horrible cough … I sound like I’m coughing up a lung. I’ve probably got the swine.
So tonight I’m trying a new strategy: port wine.
I’ve had two glasses–so far–and it seems to be working. And if it doesn’t, well, who cares?
I once fought off a vicious cold I had had for over a week with a megadose of vodka, so I think there is a method to your madness.
True fact: I feel much, much better today, and have hardly coughed at all.
Coincidence? I think not.