Way To Go, Dipstick

A couple of nights ago, on the way home from work, I was first in line in the left turn lane, waiting for a green. Just when the green arrow came on, out of the far corner of my right eye, I spied a vehicle approaching the intersection on the cross street, so I froze up for a second.

The vehicle went flying through the intersection, of course, on a completely red light. Guess what kind of vehicle it was?

A school bus. Apparently empty, except for the driver, but still: school buses running red lights?

I should’ve thrown on the fake cop uniform and put the flashing light in the back window and pulled the dumbass over. If I had any of that, of course. Which I don’t. ‘Cause that would be illegal.


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