Barry’s Team Is Hauling Out The Big Guns Now

The lawyers for Barry Bonds went to court yesterday, and asked the judge to toss out his perjury case. The grounds? The indictment is “scattershot” and is noted for its “striking inartfulness”.

If that doesn’t work, rumor has it they’re going to try some other excuses grounds, like “uses lots of big scary words” and “quick, look over there!”.


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