Hello, Congress? Chuck Norris is Calling You Out.

Chuck Freaking Norris! … vs. a bunch of Congresswimps.

It’s like a dream come true. A cage match featuring a True American Bad-Ass against a body of elected officials currently enjoying a NINE PERCENT approval rating.

Nine. One less than ten.

Just to amplify on that point … if you tripled it, you’d still be on the wrong side of 30%.  I think even car salesmen and dentists have higher approval ratings.  President Bush, too.

Actually, after reading the article, it turns out that Chuck just wants to thin out the Congressional herd a little bit. By changing the rules, not by actually fighting 535 people.

Huh.  Well, I guess that could work too.


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