A six year old boy missed the school bus. So what does he do? He gets the keys to the family car, and drives 10 miles to school.
OK, sure, he went in the ditch a few times, and ended up hitting a light pole, but he’s alright. The police got him to school (after taking him to the hospital) around lunch time.
His mom was asleep during all this. Might want to keep a closer eye on that kid, I’m thinking.