Obama Appears on 60 Minutes to Work on Jumper

WASHINGTON (03-23-09) - In a sign of increasing desperation, President Barack Obama appeared on 60 Minutes Sunday to work out the kinks in his jump shot.

"As you can probably guess, I'm under a lot of stress lately. I need a release, and basketball is my release. But my jumper isn't falling, and I don't know why. So I figure, if I can go on ESPN and Jay Leno, why not 60 Minutes?" said the pickup-basketball playing president.

He went 4 for 22 in the interview.

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  1. Sooooo Obama is working the crowd ayy?? Top marks for trying to get those brownie points.